From OCAU. On losing weight in a couple weeks.

jamiemao:

man, i am the expert at this.
i can lose 5 kilos in 3-4 days, and i’ve done it on numerous occasions.
but the catch is, u have to starve yourself.
now, this isnt the most healthy way to do it, but its effective for a snap diet.
basically, do NOT starve for 3-4 days straight. do it at regular intervals. for example, starve for 1 day, to get rid of ur sugar cravings, and eat something really light on the second day. wait for at least 5 hours after eating before u sleep. then starve on the third day and go for the stretch on the 4th day. on the fifth day u’ll be skinny.
remember, starve means eating NOTHING. but make sure you DO drink lots of water and some exercise such as light jogging or long walks. sleep 5-6 hrs at the most.
it shud do the trick.
NOTE: only do this as a desperate measure (e.g losing some weight before a wedding/going on a first date). it is very unhealthy and can create eating disorders.

Well it is reasonable to expect people wouldn’t have a clue about most things that exist in the world, so what’s the next best thing to do? Panic. Take for example QANTAS’s second problem of the week.

Passengers ‘feared the worst’ in new Qantas midair drama

Passenger Douglas Ewington, from Launceston, says when last night’s problem became known, most passengers feared the worst.

“After what happened in Manila, it was a little more worrying than I think it would have been,” he said.

“I think it was very noticeable that the plane was dead quiet once the first PA announcement was made.”  ABC News

The cause of this fear.

The airline says flight 692 performed a routine air turn back to Adelaide Airport because there was an indication that the plane’s landing gear doors had failed to retract.

Coming soon to Australia. DEATH BY FAN.