Today we begin a series where I begin proving that the world is doomed to stupidity.

Christian conservative groups in the United States fret that immunising young children will encourage early sexual activity. Australia’s Senator Barnaby Joyce is circumspect about his own four daughters being vaccinated; he fears “an overwhelming (public) backlash from people saying, ‘Don’t you dare put something out there that gives my 12-year-old daughter a licence to be promiscuous’.” The Age.

Basically being immunised against strains of HPV, means go forth and have sex.