Star Wars – The Force Unleashed
It seems to be the year for overhyped games, that just end up as terribly horrible pathetic excuses for what the game companies would like to try and call a game.
It took me less than a day in between doing house chores to complete the game.
It’s like I’m playing a game on the old xbox/ps2. That’s what the graphics quality is like out of cut scenes. They’re chunky, blocky and the characters walk like the proverbial drug dealer after a bad encounter with airport security.
The game in Apprentice mode difficulty makes this unbalanced game just bearable. Barely. Get knocked down once? Guess what’s that’s game over as you’ll get knocked down over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Let’s not mention the hulk smash purge troopers.
Did they even play-test the goddamn game. Darth Vader fight, I tested it and got myself suspended in the air for at least five minutes before I got bored of spamming the O button. Gotta bring down a destroyer? No problems. If. And I stress IF you don’t hurt yourself trying to destroy the TIE fighters.
Then let’s not mention repetitive. Gotta kill wave after wave after wave after. Well you’d wish there was some variation. In fact the same planets are repeated twice with the same enemies.
Oh and annoying. Climb up and up and up, oh whoops you jumped onto a slope. Back down all the way you go. Let’s not mention a certain stomach wind which keeps on blowing you back lest you accidently stick your nose out in the way.
Don’t buy this game.
